New from the makers of Chemical Fog and Nuclear Nanny comes the Easy-Wake Oven
Now you can bring a twinkle of joy to your children’s tear stained eyes. No longer do you or your family need to suffer the pain of demise when you lose your family pet. New from Waano-more the Easy-Wake Oven. Just add the patented bio-activator and a sample of DNA and wait 36 hours. You too can clone your favorite sheep, or puppy or Kitty. Gone are the days of explaining the inevitable culmination of life to your mourning children.
Get your Easy-Wake Oven today!
Legal: Not intended for human use. Waano-more disclaims all liability for unexpected or uncontrolled mutation. Viability of DNA may effect outcome.
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