The League of Magnificent Scoundrels

In the latest turn of evil events that ChattyDM has been planning, he has announced quite a bit more of his new project, “Project Kobold Love“. Here is his “elevator pitch” regarding this:

A bunch of Kobold ugly ducklings go forth on a Quest to seek out the Tavern-in-the City. They are to kill the mysterious stranger that sits in the corner, giving quests that always end up destroying their dungeon home. It’s going to be a 5 scenes, Semi-linear event-based adventure, filled with carefully chosen Fantasy RPG tropes. Playing time 4 hours.

Sounds grand, doesn’t it? The best part is that he is wanting us to shamelessly rip it apart and create our own derivative! You must read it to see what I mean.

Tea Lard, an adolescent Elf, finds himself in the loft of a barn, sleeping in bales of hay. Not knowing how he got here, he decides not to try and remember, but instead grabs his gear and walks on, ready for adventure…

Robert the Druid, our Resident Game master, is quite literal when you say you do things – and it can be a detriment if you assume your safety. Too bad this wasn’t the only blunder that happened during the beginning of that campaign…

Comic from The Falling Angel, written by one in our gaming group.